AUDITIONS
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Whether you’re a seasoned performer or stepping into the spotlight for the first time, the Bastrop Opera House welcomes actors of all experience levels to audition. We produce a wide variety of shows throughout the year and are always excited to discover new local talent.
Upcoming auditions
Auditions are open, inclusive, and community-driven — just like our productions. We encourage you to join us and be part of the storytelling magic.
Lost In Yonkers
“Lost In Yonkers” by Neil Simon
Directed by Jeff Jeffers
Performance Dates – March 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22.
In Person Audition Date – Saturday, January 10
Video Submission Deadline – Thursday, January 8
Pulitzer Prize winning Dramatic Comedy set in the early 1940’s, Yonkers, New York. All characters, with the exception of Grandma Kurnitz will be expected to employ the appropriate dialect (1940’s Yonkers, New York) and showing that ability in the audition would be helpful. Although there is no singing, dynamic vocal projection and articulation skills are highly preferred, as microphones will not be utilized. In-person auditions will take place between 2pm and 8pm on Saturday, January 10, and prepared sides will be used. To sign up for an audition slot, click HERE. You can find the sides for each character HERE. If not able to attend in person, video submissions will be accepted with a deadline of Thursday, January 8. For video submissions, please choose the side(s) for the role(s) you are interested in, and include a headshot and performance resume in the email. Unlisted or private Youtube links are preferable, but videos from phones or cameras are acceptable, if they are not “too large” for email. Please email video submissions to plays@bastropoperahouse.org by the deadline.
Casting will be announced no later than Thursday, January 16. Rehearsals will “officially” begin on February 2 and generally be weeknights but depending on availability, some weekend sessions might be necessary. This show is heavy with dialogue and actors will be strongly encouraged to utilize various “line-learning” apps and be “off book” as quickly as possible. While conflicts can be worked around, all actors will be expected to attend every rehearsal during “Tech Week” and obviously all performances.
**ALL ROLES ARE AVAILABLE**
Bella - Plays mid to late 30s. Pretty and amiable, but cognitively challenged, often forgetful and child-like. However, she is capable and even astute in some areas. Emotionally and viscerally vulnerable. Vocally dynamic. Emotionally challenging but extremely rewarding role.
Jay - Plays early to mid-teens. Artie’s older brother (by 2 years) so a bit more mature, but still a teenager. Typical kid dealing with non-typical situations and family. Quick-witted and a bit defiant. Dialogue delivery, comedic timing and projection are key.
Artie - Plays early teens. Jay’s younger brother - slightly less mature but also quick witted and a bit defiant. Typical young teen in a non-typical environment. Strong dialogue delivery (projection) and comedic timing are necessary.
Grandma Kurnitz - Plays 60 to 80. No-nonsense, hard as steel German lady. Mother of six and grandmother to Jay and Artie. Calloused by a difficult life, she is very much in the “tough love” camp when raising children/grandchildren. Will require a German accent (a little Jewish a plus but not as important). Vocally dynamic, walks with a cane and knows how to use it.
Eddie - Plays 35-50. Jay and Artie’s father. Widower. Has to go on the road for work for a year and needs the boys to live with Grandma while away. A hard-worker and a loving father, but can be quite sensitive and emotional.
Louie - Plays 35-50. Brother to Eddie, Bella, and Gert, “Uncle Louie” is a “bagman” for the mob. He is in some sort of trouble and stays with the family for a week. A bit “larger than life,” he has a great sense of humor but also a dangerous dark side. The more stereotypical “old-school gangster” the better. James Cagney/Humphrey Bogart persona.
Gertrude - Plays 35-50. “Aunt Gert” has a condition in which, when nervous or excited, breathes-in while finishing sentences (or at least “seems” that way to the audience, as it is more important to understand the words she is saying than to actually be “breathing-in.”) She acts as a referee between family members. Due to her limited role in the play, the rehearsal commitment for this actor will be substantially less and will not be “called” as often as the others.
25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Sign Up To Audition: Please fill out and submit our online audition form on TheaterForms and make an appointment for your audition. Have your calendar handy and be prepared to enter rehearsal conflicts. You will be asked to upload a headshot (a JPEG file) and a theatrical résumé (a PDF file) if you have one. If you don’t have either of these files you can still submit the form.
What we are looking for:
We are looking to build a strong ensemble cast of 9 actors. Each actor will have 1 main character (as listed in the character descriptions) but several actors will also play smaller characters in addition to their main character. Though 6 of the characters are children, all actors cast will be 18+.
Please prepare 1 minute of a song that highlights your range and comedic ability. We encourage you to pick a song that is similar to the style of the show. Your song can be from a musical but it is not required to be from a musical. Most importantly: we want to see you have fun and make bold choices!
Auditioners must bring a track to sing with (no accompanist will be available, and a cappella singing will not be allowed). The music director will be checking vocal ranges.
All actors are required to attend the dance call to be considered for casting. You do not need to prepare anything for the dance call: we will teach you a brief section of choreography on site. We encourage “actors who move” to audition. Dance calls will be held during the time slot you register for. Please be prepared to attend.
Call back will be by invitation only on Tuesday, October 21 from 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm.
Roles:
Chip Tolentino (Male presenting, 12, played by actor 18+)
An athletic, social, boy scout and champion of the Twenty-Fourth Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, he returns to defend his title, but he finds puberty hitting at an inopportune moment. Chip might be the kid who grows up to be similar to Troy Bolton – likeable and charming but not overly confident.
Leaf Coneybear (Male presenting, 12, played by actor 18+)
The second runner-up in his district, Leaf gets into the competition on a lark and finds everything about the bee incredibly amusing. He is home-schooled and comes from a large family of former hippies. He has severe Attention Deficit Disorder and spells words correctly while in a trance. Leaf might share similar energy to Jacob Collier – someone who is clearly very smart but admittedly also very weird.
William Barfee (Male presenting, 12, played by actor 18+)
A Putnam County Spelling Bee finalist last year, he was eliminated because of an allergic reaction to peanuts and is back for vindication. His famous “Magic Foot” method of spelling has boosted him to spelling glory, even though he only has one working nostril and a touchy, bullying personality. He develops a crush on Olive. William might remind us a bit of Carl from Jimmy Neutron – awkward, a bit of a know-it-all, but ultimately a great friend to have on your side.
Logainne Schwartzandgrubeniere (Female presenting, 12, played by actor 18+)
Logainne is the youngest and most politically aware speller, often making comments about current political figures. She is driven by internal and external pressure, but above all by a desire to win to make her two fathers proud. She is somewhat of a neat freak, speaks with a lisp, and will be back next year. Schwartzy likely grows up into someone like Enid Hoops – she is not afraid to be a leader and to walk to the beat of her own drum.
Marcy Park (Female presenting, 12, played by actor 18+)
The ultimate over-achiever, Marcy has never been given another option. She comes from a family where excellence is expected and so simply produced. A parochial school student, she assumes God, too, expects perfection. She sees herself as a mass of problems but she keeps them to herself. Having moved often because of her parents’ work, she knows she can beat the local competition. Her many talents include piano, dance, martial arts, baton twirling, and/or whatever special gifts our actor playing marcy may offer. Marcy may grow up into someone like Temperance Bones – she is radically independent, loves diving deep into special interests, and is way smarter than everyone else in the room (though socially she might be a little behind…). Please notate any special skills you have in the special skills section of this form that might be relevant to include in her number “I Speak 6 Languages” (i.e. juggling, tumbling, martial arts, can play an instrument etc.).
Olive Ostrovsky (Female presenting, 12, played by actor 18+)
A young newcomer to competitive spelling. Her mother is in an ashram in India, and her father is working late, as usual, but he is trying to come sometime during the bee. Having found comfort in its words and vastness, Olive made friends with her dictionary at a very young age, helping her to make it to the competition. She starts enormously shy, and shyly blossoms. Olive might grow up into someone like Pam Beesly. She is not one to “rock the boat,” has a vast capacity for kindness and love, can crack a solid
joke, and finds beauty in the little things.
Rona Lisa Peretti (Female presenting, Stage age 30+)
The number-one realtor in Putnam County, a former Putnam County Spelling Bee Champion herself, and the returning moderator. She is a sweet woman who loves children, but she can be very stern when it comes to dealing with Vice Principal Panch and his feelings for her. Her interest in the competition is unflagging and drives it forward. Rona likely finds counterparts in Leslie Knope and Effie Trinket – she exudes assertive passion, loves a reason to celebrate, and deeply yearns to leave a legacy. If you have improv or stand-up experience, please notate it in the special skills section of this form as it will likely be helpful experience for this role!
Douglas Panch (Male presenting, Stage age 30+)
The Vice Principal. Frustrated with his life, he finds the drive of the young spellers alien to him. After five years’ absence from the Bee, Panch returns as judge. There was an “incident” at the Twentieth Annual Bee, but he claims to be in “a better place” now, thanks to a high-fiber diet and Jungian analysis. He is infatuated with Rona Lisa Peretti, but she does not return his affections. Panch might exist in the same realm as Saul Goodman – he might not have his life fully together but he really is trying to do good, he probably makes bad “dad” jokes and at the end of the day, we are all still rooting for him. If you have improv or stand-up experience, please notate it in the special skills section of this form as it will likely be helpful experience for this role!
Mitch Mahoney (Male presenting, Stage age 30+.)
The Official Comfort Counselor. An ex-convict, Mitch is performing his community service with the Bee, and hands out juice boxes to losing students. He has no idea how to offer comfort, but does find himself wishing he could find a way to make the kids feel better. Mitch is someone who may “front” a very tough demeanor but will come to surprise us in a big -diva moment- way.